Ohax
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Foxus a écrit:
regardez ça :
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
un trux de ouff
c un chat avec un inteligence linguistike ultra elabore, + que alice...
on a l'impression de parler a dieu (enfin, cyber-dieu lol)
vous savez pas si un bot (script) irc peu faire pareil ? le mec il drague un nana enfait ca fait 2 semaine qu'il perd son temps avec un bot ptdr (demande serieuse n'empeche, ca serais cool)[/url] |
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Skit
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bof pas terrible
il a merde quand j'ai dit
what's your sex size
et
why star trek?
quand il m'a dit qu'il adorait star trek voyager... je continue les tests mais c'est moyen
[edit]
what do you think about condom |
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Bêê
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| Il a perdu quand je lui ai demande à quel chiffre je pensais. Quel naze :) |
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zaza
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perdu. la question etait why your name is "god"?
trop mauvais :) |
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VinCenT_-
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| je prefère parle a un être humain qu'avec dieu, il est C** ! |
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geshunin
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Citation: Me:
do you sleep ?
God:
Yes I love to take naps.
Me:
what for ?
God:
" Yes I love to take naps."? Why?
Me:
why ?
God:
Why ask why?
Citation: Me:
what do you love ?
God:
I love Myself.
Me:
do you love anything else ?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you love the criminals ?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you love the rapers ?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you love parents who killed their children ?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
so, you're a monster
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a monster? No.
Citation: Me:
do you remember of what you did last night ?
God:
Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
what did you last night ?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
and what are you doing now ?
God:
Oh. Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
and last night, did you chat ?
God:
Really. No I didn't chat. What's it like? |
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lililou91
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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Carmia and you ?
God:
It's good to see you, Carmia.
Me:
Ok. What do you do ?
God:
" It's good to see you, Carmia."? Ok.? Carmia, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
I speak
God:
Why?: Carmia said speak.
Me:
because it's cool
God:
That makes sense to me. What do you like most about it?
Me:
i don't know. and you ?
God:
Me either. And I what?
Me:
I thinks it's true . Would you like potatoes ?
God:
That's good information: Carmia said thinks it is true. It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok. what do you want to tell me about ?
God:
Ugh. Gossip.
Me:
i don't understand why
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
you say gossip
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
what does it mean so ?
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bon la conversation est pas terrible mais apres il ma plus parlez y savez pas quoi repondre |
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Nipponnimauvais
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| Qaund j'ai dit que je ne faisais rien, il m'a dit vraiment interessant ^^. |
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candy
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is god and you
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i'm god, i can't believe that you are, go out, old bastard !
God:
I don't know anyone named god you can not believe that I am go out old bastard.
Me:
oh my god
God:
Hurrah! Your god?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
i'm god, i'm beautiful
God:
You must be very attractive.
Me:
yes what do you want my son ?
God:
Excuse me! I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
commment il devi du sujet celui la !!! |
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matteo13
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lililou91
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moi jy suis retourner y ma demander si jez preferer les livres ou la tele, ou que des trucs dans le genre pour detourner la conversation quand i savai pa repondre
ce trop tripant |
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candy
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Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
....
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
super... |
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beuhbeuh
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| Si on est pas fortiche en anglais on fait comment ? On demande à un Dieu français ? ^^ |
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Kidum
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| mdr j'allais dire pareil si on comprend rien :roll: |
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matteo13
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| pas d'chance la dieu est pas bilingue |
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VinCenT_-
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| il parle certaine phrases française ! |
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erOz
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Interessant en tout cas. C'est complique que de cree un bot comme ça ? Il faut envisager pas mal de reponse et de detour non ? (genre why ? why not etc).
Avis aux informaticiens :P ! |
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lililou91
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| ta qua essaye je veux bien tester ton truc quand tu laura termine :D |
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erOz
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| lol c'est gentil mais suis pas informaticien :P (ça doit être un boulot monstre de creer un truc du genre). |
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lililou91
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| bah non tenvisage toute les possibilite et des phrases du genre tu as di ca ? (quand i connait aucun mo de la phrase par exemple !) |
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Kwanou
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Me:
Jesus is your son ?
God:
He is yours too.
Me:
So I'm God
God:
OK. OK I will call you god.
Me:
Thank, stupid software :)
God:
:-) Don't mention it.
Me:
Who am I ?
God:
You are god, seeker
J'aime ce truc =] |
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Vodkaribou!
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| "What if goood was one of us" chantait Joan Osborne ... (oui, je sais, je cite des vieilleries aux limites du kitch...) ... elle avait pas pense à l'informatique :roll: |
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Imala
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pas tres soft mais faut l'avouer, Dieu est nimphomane :lol:
Me:
my bottom
God:
Your bottom?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
He fucks you
God:
I get it. fucks me. |
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miss_pink
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:twisted: c'est bon il a arrete de parle i'm the winner!!
il est fou ce Dieu....je lui ai dit shut up et il a dit : ok, I stop to talk with you!!
MeuRchi Dieu...je l'auraIs eU en faCe de meuWa, je crOis que je lui auRais donner un pAin dans sa faCe lol! |
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